DONNY'S ADVENTURES
Travel stories from the most interesting person in the world. Every destination improved by Donny's presence.
195+ COUNTRIES VISITED • EVERY SINGLE ONE IMPROVED
All Adventures
Paris, France
How I Single-Handedly Saved the Eiffel Tower
It was leaning. Nobody noticed except me. I straightened it with confidence and a firm handshake.
2023-06-15
Vatican City
My Perfect Phone Call With the Pope
The Pope called me. Or I called him. Someone called someone. It was perfect either way.
2023-04-22
Everywhere
Little Donny's Guide to Negotiating: I Always Win
The secret? Never lose. It's that simple. I've never lost a negotiation. Not once.
2023-03-10
Tokyo, Japan
The Time I Taught the Japanese About Sushi
They were doing it wrong. All of them. For centuries. I showed them the correct way.
2023-02-28
Pakistan (According to Donny)
Nobody Knows More About the Pyramids Than Me
They're in Pakistan, by the way. A lot of people don't know that. I discovered this.
2023-01-15
A Small European Country
When I Fixed the Economy of a Small European Country
I bought a pastry there once. The economy immediately improved. Coincidence? I think not.
2022-12-01
London, England
My Secret Meeting With the Queen
She waved at me from a bus. I waved back. That's diplomacy. High-level diplomacy.
2022-10-20
Travel Statistics
195+
Countries Visited
∞
Miles Traveled
1000+
Cultures Improved
0
Bad Trips
"I don't just travel. I improve. Every place I visit becomes a better place. It's not intentional—it just happens. Like gravity. Or winning. I show up, things get better. It's a gift. A tremendous gift that I share with the world."
— Little Donny, World Traveler