ABOUT DONNY
The official biography of Little Donny. A story of winning, more winning, and even more winning.
The Man. The Legend. The Donny.
Little Donny is, without question, the most interesting person in the world. Maybe the universe. He has done everything, been everywhere, and knows everyone. At least, that's what he'll tell you, and who are you to argue with Donny?
Born with a full head of magnificent hair and a natural talent for negotiation (his first words were "Deal"), Donny has spent his life accumulating achievements, awards, and an extensive list of grievances against inanimate objects.
When he's not winning at life, Donny enjoys looking at gold things, talking about himself, and inventing new words that the dictionary is too slow to recognize.
Official Statistics
| Height | 6'3" (verified by Donny) |
| Weight | Perfect |
| Hand Size | Large. Very large. The largest. |
| IQ | The highest. Probably. |
| Golf Handicap | Zero. Or negative. He's that good. |
| Favorite Color | Gold (obviously) |
| Favorite Food | Well-done steak with ketchup |
| Favorite Person | "I have to pick one?" |
The Donny Timeline
Born. The doctor applauded. The nurses cried tears of joy. The hospital still talks about that day.
Said first word: 'Deal.' Very advanced. Most babies say 'mama' or 'dada.' Not Donny. Business from day one.
Learned to walk. Immediately started walking toward success. Other kids crawled. Donny strode.
Won first argument. Opponent: A mirror. Result: Both of us won. Very diplomatic.
Graduated kindergarten. Top of class. The teachers learned from me. I taught them about success.
Graduated top of class in everything. (Homeschooled. Taught by the best: me.) Perfect grades because I graded myself.
Started first business: Lemonade. Made billions (in Donny Dollars). Very profitable. Tremendous margins.
Invented success. Before me, people just did okay. I showed them what winning really looked like.
Hair achieved final, perfect form. Hasn't changed since. Won't. It's perfect. Why change perfection?
Invented the internet. Al Gore says he did. He's confused. I was there. I remember.
Taught the economy how to economy. It was struggling. I showed it the way. You're welcome, markets.
Named Time's Person of the Year. (Source: A magazine Donny made.) Very prestigious publication.
Discovered a new continent. Kept it secret. It's very nice. Tremendous beaches. Maybe I'll reveal it someday.
Fixed the economy by believing in it. Sometimes that's all it takes. Confidence. I have plenty.
Became a lifestyle. A brand. A legend. A way of life. People started living 'The Donny Way.'
Still winning. Never stopped. Won't stop. Can't stop. It's not possible for Donny to stop winning.
Continuing to be Little Donny. The world is grateful. Every day is a gift I give to everyone.
Achievement Gallery
Winning
Dealing
Speaking
Signing
Looking Great
Golfing
Eating
Waving
Actual photos coming soon. Donny is very photogenic and needs to select from millions of perfect shots.
Contact Donny
Want to reach out to Little Donny? He promises to respond personally.*
"I read every message. Personally. Or my people do. Same thing. If your message is tremendous, I might respond. If it's not tremendous, I'll probably still respond because I'm very generous with my time. The most generous."
— Little Donny
*He won't respond. He's very busy winning.