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★ LITTLE DONNY DISCOVERS NEW COLOR, CALLS IT 'DONNY GOLD' | ★ ECONOMISTS BAFFLED AS DONNY WINS ECONOMY AGAIN | ★ DONNY COMPLETES MARATHON BY DRIVING PAST IT IN LIMO | ★ NASA CONSULTS DONNY ON SPACE, HE SUGGESTS 'JUST GO UP' | ★ DONNY ANNOUNCES HE HAS READ A BOOK, REFUSES TO NAME IT | ★ LOCAL MAN CLAIMS DONNY WAVED AT HIM, 'BEST DAY OF MY LIFE' | ★ DONNY FIXES CLIMATE BY TURNING THERMOSTAT DOWN | ★ SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: DONNY'S HAIR DEFIES KNOWN PHYSICS | ★ DONNY WINS ARGUMENT WITH CLOUD, CLOUD APOLOGIZES | ★ BREAKING: DONNY DECLARES WEDNESDAY 'BASICALLY FRIDAY' ★ LITTLE DONNY DISCOVERS NEW COLOR, CALLS IT 'DONNY GOLD' | ★ ECONOMISTS BAFFLED AS DONNY WINS ECONOMY AGAIN | ★ DONNY COMPLETES MARATHON BY DRIVING PAST IT IN LIMO | ★ NASA CONSULTS DONNY ON SPACE, HE SUGGESTS 'JUST GO UP' | ★ DONNY ANNOUNCES HE HAS READ A BOOK, REFUSES TO NAME IT | ★ LOCAL MAN CLAIMS DONNY WAVED AT HIM, 'BEST DAY OF MY LIFE' | ★ DONNY FIXES CLIMATE BY TURNING THERMOSTAT DOWN | ★ SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: DONNY'S HAIR DEFIES KNOWN PHYSICS | ★ DONNY WINS ARGUMENT WITH CLOUD, CLOUD APOLOGIZES | ★ BREAKING: DONNY DECLARES WEDNESDAY 'BASICALLY FRIDAY'
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📰 NASA CONSULTS DONNY ON SPACE, HE SUGGESTS 'JUST GO UP'
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📰 DONNY FIXES CLIMATE BY TURNING THERMOSTAT DOWN
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📰 BREAKING: DONNY DECLARES WEDNESDAY 'BASICALLY FRIDAY'
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📰 DONNY'S MIRROR REQUESTS SEPARATE INTERVIEW
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📰 BREAKING: DONNY HAS NEVER LOST, CONFIRMS DONNY
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📰 HISTORIANS TO RENAME ERA 'THE AGE OF DONNY'
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📰 ECONOMISTS BAFFLED AS DONNY WINS ECONOMY AGAIN
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SPORTS
📰 DONNY COMPLETES MARATHON BY DRIVING PAST IT IN LIMO
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CULTURE
📰 DONNY ANNOUNCES HE HAS READ A BOOK, REFUSES TO NAME IT
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HUMAN INTEREST
📰 LOCAL MAN CLAIMS DONNY WAVED AT HIM, 'BEST DAY OF MY LIFE'
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SCIENCE
📰 SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: DONNY'S HAIR DEFIES KNOWN PHYSICS
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WEATHER
📰 DONNY WINS ARGUMENT WITH CLOUD, CLOUD APOLOGIZES
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LANGUAGE
📰 DONNY INVENTS NEW WORD, DICTIONARY SCRAMBLES TO KEEP UP
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BUSINESS
📰 STOCK MARKET RISES AFTER DONNY GIVES IT THUMBS UP
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TRAVEL
📰 DONNY REVIEWS OCEAN: 'VERY WET, TREMENDOUS WATER'
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POLITICS
📰 WORLD LEADERS WAIT IN LINE FOR DONNY'S AUTOGRAPH (SOURCE: DONNY)
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EDUCATION
📰 DONNY TEACHES MASTERCLASS ON CONFIDENCE, ATTENDEES OVERWHELMED
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FASHION
📰 DONNY'S TIE NAMED 'TIE OF THE YEAR' BY TIE MAGAZINE (DONNY'S MAGAZINE)
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EDUCATION
📰 DONNY SOLVES MATH, FINDS NUMBERS 'VERY AGREEABLE'
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